Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

Fake college diplomas have become quite the collector’s item and serve as excellent conversational pieces in many situations Now you can choose your field of interest and level of study to secure a fake diploma that will decorate your walls and create curiousity in others to want to know where you obtained it

When I glanced at the cover, I mistakenly assumed this was going to be some kind of self help and diet book A writing genre that induces a comatose state in me after page 2

What do you do when confronted with the sight of a CCTV security camera Do you go on as if it is a speck on the wall worthy of your attention as a, well, speck on the wall

Marijuana users have always sought legal loopholes in countries where it is illegal to own or smoke it Many people choose to buy marijuana seeds (which is legal in many places), then grow and smoke their own (which is not

Cannabis news is always cropping up in the papers and online Whether it’s the latest MP venting their opinion on the dangers of the drug, before admitting they used to take it or a celebrity busted by police over possession, it’s pretty hard to avoid

Most boaters know the difference between WMDs (weapons of mass destruction) and MSDs (marine sanitation devices) Congress on the other hand seems to spend as much time regulating MSDs as they do looking for WMDs

ATTRACTION... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

"Hello?" the child says on the phone.

"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy," says the little girl. "She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

This society's penchant for personal branding and individuality has lead to complications When you do not want to be identified, you will be and when you desire anonymity, you will gain notoriety

Disclaimer: This article in no way seeks to diminish the profession of accountants and to elevate the profession of assassins This is simply a tongue in cheek analysis of leather briefcases as used by accountants and assassins alike

First step: complete the address you want the email to be sent to Then, you fill in the sender's email, subject, message and sender's name

When you become an adult, parents tend to be the hardest people in the world to ask money from Not only because they probably have no money to spare but also because you are expected to provide for yourself now

A worried father telephoned his family doctor and said that he was afraid that his teenage son had come down with V.D. "He says he has only ever slept with the maid, so it has to be her."

My husband has been known to have some unconventional behavior at times Some of it is intentional and some of it is not

I am holding a can of peanuts in my hand and reading the label The front of the can says it contains Roasted Peanuts

Hairstyles are every bit as important for men as it is for women. We can see the latest fashions and mens hairstyles by watching the academy awards and oscars. We can also see the latest in mens hairstyles on the reality shows like Blowout and Real World.

Twitter was once full of twits, but look who just moved in...

The daily frustrations of dealing with the Internet and computers can leave even the most pleasant of people in a fowl mood, so it's important for all of us to keep ourselves laughing out loud online.

A childhood game looks different from an adult perspective.