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Golfing Weekend
Four married guys went away on a golfing weekend. On the second fairway, they began discussing the problems they'd had getting permissi.....

The Parrot On The Aeroplane
On boarding an aeroplane, a man was surprised to find that the occupant of the next seat was a parrot. The parrot didn't say anything u.....

Cheeky Charlize Theron Tries Bondage In Kinky Sex Tape
Charlize Theron may be the face of Dior and the 'sexiest woman alive' but she sure knows how to have fun. Funny Or Die have released ex.....

The Millionaires New Wife
A millionaire met a beautiful woman and knew straight away that he wanted to get hitched so he proposed on their second date. 'But we.....

The Golf Genie
A young married couple were playing golf one windy day in the French countryside. It was the woman's turn, and because of the wind, her.....

Anti Aging
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growin.....

Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and.....

Nun and Vodka
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly app.....

A Drunken Baptism
A drunk stumbled across a baptismal service going on down by the river on Sunday afternoon. He lurched down into the water and swayed n.....

Three Nuns
Three nuns died in a terrible car accident. They go up to heaven and St. Peter is waiting at the gates, he tells them that before the.....

Mistletoe Joke
Jennifer was a pretty 18 year old girl. In the week before Christmas she sauntered up to the Christmas display, and was trying to deci.....

Politically Correct Santa
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would .....

The Full Hotel
A businessman arrived at a hotel so late one night that the only room available was one sharing with a stranger. The businessman was gr.....

The Bucket
A young man went to a lake for a swim but when he got there, he realised he had forgotten his swimming trunks. Since the.....

The Golden Saloon
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not ha.....

Three Men Lost In The Jungle
Three men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pas.....

The Gambling Old Lady
A little old lady went into the Bank one day to open an account. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to op.....

50th Anniversary
A married couple were celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.The husband asked the wife:Darling, have you ever cheated on me? .....

Everybody Dies
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated t.....

The Millionaires Alligators
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had .....