Daddy's Home
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Hello? the child says on the phone.
Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?
No, Daddy, says the little girl. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
After a brief pause, Daddy says, But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.
Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.
Dad takes a deep breath. Okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
Okay, Daddy, just a minute, says the little girl. A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. I did it, Daddy.
What happened, honey? he asks.
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all.
Oh, my God! What about your Uncle Paul? asks Dad in a panic.
He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out all the water last week to clean the pool. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.
There's a long pause on the phone.
Then Daddy says, Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?
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Jokes
Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?
No, Daddy, says the little girl. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
After a brief pause, Daddy says, But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.
Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.
Dad takes a deep breath. Okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
Okay, Daddy, just a minute, says the little girl. A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. I did it, Daddy.
What happened, honey? he asks.
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all.
Oh, my God! What about your Uncle Paul? asks Dad in a panic.
He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out all the water last week to clean the pool. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.
There's a long pause on the phone.
Then Daddy says, Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?
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Jokes
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