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A married couple were celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.The husband asked the wife:Darling, have you ever cheated on me?
What a strange question to ask after all these years, she said.But, if you must know, yes, I have cheated on you. Three times.
The husband was saddened by this admission but wanted to know when.
She said: The first time was when you were 31. Remember youwanted to start a business but no bank would give you a loan?And remember how the bank president came to housein person and signed the papers?
Well... The husband was touched. You mean, you slept with the president of the bankso that I could start up my business? Thats the kindest thing anyone's ever done for me.
When was the second occasion?,
Remember when you were 48 you had a heart attack and no surgeonwould operate on you? And then Dr. Forrest came all the way up hereto carry out the surgery himself, and that you were in good shape again?
Well...! The husband was gently moved. So you slept with Dr. Forrest to save my life?What a wonderful woman you are!
And what was the third time?
Remember how a few years ago when you really wanted to be president of the golf club?But you were 52 votes short?
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Jokes
What a strange question to ask after all these years, she said.But, if you must know, yes, I have cheated on you. Three times.
The husband was saddened by this admission but wanted to know when.
She said: The first time was when you were 31. Remember youwanted to start a business but no bank would give you a loan?And remember how the bank president came to housein person and signed the papers?
Well... The husband was touched. You mean, you slept with the president of the bankso that I could start up my business? Thats the kindest thing anyone's ever done for me.
When was the second occasion?,
Remember when you were 48 you had a heart attack and no surgeonwould operate on you? And then Dr. Forrest came all the way up hereto carry out the surgery himself, and that you were in good shape again?
Well...! The husband was gently moved. So you slept with Dr. Forrest to save my life?What a wonderful woman you are!
And what was the third time?
Remember how a few years ago when you really wanted to be president of the golf club?But you were 52 votes short?
By
Jokes
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